Full playthrough reviews
We finish the campaign before we score it. Each review lands within 72 hours of launch, includes a performance breakdown across PC and console, and carries a plain 10-point verdict — no half-played hot takes.
Melbourne · Since 2016
Reviews you can trust, guides that actually finish the boss, and indie spotlights before the hype train leaves the station — all from a small Melbourne crew who play every game to the credits.
Ten years of hollering across the gaming midway
What we run at the booth
Every piece we publish follows the same route through the midway — from first play to final verdict.
We finish the campaign before we score it. Each review lands within 72 hours of launch, includes a performance breakdown across PC and console, and carries a plain 10-point verdict — no half-played hot takes.
Step-by-step guides with annotated maps, loadout picks and timing windows. Written for the fight you're actually stuck on, updated whenever a patch shifts the meta — free to read, always.
Every Friday we feature one under-the-radar indie, with a developer interview and a hands-on first-impressions piece. Submit your build for free — verified Aussie studios get priority in the queue.
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Before the patch · after the patch
We track how games change over time — swipe through a few of our favourite before-and-after moments.




Word from the crowd
★★★★★The Aurorafall boss guide got me past the Ashen Warden in one night after a week of dying. Clear maps, exact timings, zero fluff. This is my first stop before any launch now.
★★★★★They spotlighted my two-person studio's roguelike on an Indie Friday and our wishlists tripled that weekend. The interview was thoughtful and they actually played to the true ending.
★★★★★The Patch Breakdown membership is the only gaming subscription I've kept. Seven bucks for weekly meta analysis that's genuinely well-researched — worth every cent for a competitive player.
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